Meaningful Quotes about Babies "A baby's a full time job for three adults. Nobody tells you that when you’re pregnant, or you’d probably jump off a bridge. Nobody tells you how all-consuming it is to be a mother—how reading goes out the window and thinking too." ~ Erica Jong quote
"A baby is a blank cheque made payable to the human race." ~ Barbara Christine Seifert quote
"Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last." ~ Charles Dickens quote
"Making the decision to have a child--It's momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body." ~ Elizabeth Stone quote
"If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?" ~ Milton Berle quote
"I don't know why they say "you have a baby." The baby has you." ~ Gallagher
"Parenthood: The state of being better chaperoned than you were before marriage." ~ Marcelene Cox
"Before I got married, I had six theories about bringing up children. Now, I have six children and no theories." ~ John Wilmot, Earl of Rochester quote
"A child is a curly, dimpled lunatic." ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson quote
"You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance." ~ Franklin P. Jones quote
"A baby's an inestimable blessing and bother." ~ Mark Twain quote
"Raising kids is part joy and part guerilla warfare." ~ Ed Asner quote
"A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm." ~ Bill Vaughan quote
"If your baby's "beautiful and perfect, never cries or fusses, sleeps on schedule and burps on demand, an angel all the time," you're the grandma." ~ Theresa Bloomingdale
"People who say they sleep like babies usually don't have them." ~ Leo J. Burke quote
"Human beings are the only creatures on Earth that allow their children to come back home." ~ Bill Cosby quote
"A loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other." ~ Ronald Knox quote
"There are only two things a child will share willingly - communicable diseases and his mother's age." ~ ~ Dr. Benjamin Spock quote
"It sometimes happens, even in the best of families, that a baby is born. This is not necessarily cause for alarm. The important thing is to keep your wits about you and borrow some money." ~ Elinor Goulding Smith quote
"The worst feature of a new baby is its mother's singing." ~ Kin Hubbard quote
"A man loves his sweetheart the most, his wife the best, but his mother the longest." ~ Irish Proverb
"Diaper backward spells repaid. Think about it." ~ Marshall McLuhan
"A father is someone who carries pictures where his money used to be." ~ Anon
"The hardest job facing kids today is learning good manners without seeing any." ~ Fred Astaire
"I have found the best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it." ~ Harry S Truman Kids
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